Top 10 Things Murdered by 2016 (So Far)

“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” Those were the infamous words that the dubiously clever Jane Austen used to begin her classic Pride and Prejudice. Although Jane (yeah, we’re on a first name basis) was talking about single men wanting wives, I think her wise words are applicable to other areas: It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2016 is the worst.

Want proof? Here are the top 10 things murdered by 2016 (so far).

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1. Prince
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2. Superman
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3. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s marriage
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4. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris’ relationship
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5. Harambe
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6. Alan Rickman
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7. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s relationship
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8. Freaking Willy Wonka
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9. Rick Perry’s political career

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10. Brangelina
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*Bonus: The Hopes and dreams of millions of Americans (i.e., the election)
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